Yes, yes. Welcome, one and all! It's me, back and happy to give you lot another blog post to gaze upon. And if you appreciate blogs of immense length, you're in luck.

As you may have seen from the title, this is my list for my top-viewed/only-viewed films of the year Twenty-Seventeen. An overall bad year, in my earnest opinion, but that's why we have explosives to play with. Hur, hur, hurrr...

Let's dig in, shall we?

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I saw it at long last. I watched it in fa feater, an' I observed da whole thing wiv an open mind. So... da first question is obviously first. What did I fink of our most expected and pony-filled adventure free years in da makin'? Youse gonna find out now.

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